a coffee break

A: YES, my dog pisses RIGHT onto the floor! 

 

I once was grabbing a coffee at some overpriced Limpertsberg place, as I heard(I’m not kidding you) a somewhat therapy session going on? I was very confused, why someone is so obsessed with their dog’s pee. (Now intrigued) I stayed to listen though.

 

A: I kid you not, I was simply doing my laundry and I stepped into a warm puddle of…

 

Damn! That must’ve been really unfortunate – I say. Not out loud ofc. I continue to sip on my warm coffee.

 

A: I went to a vet, had to do a whole kontrol technic for that Beisen Chandler. 

B: Your dog’s name is Chandler? 

A: I was too obsessed with Friends. What do you want from me? 

 

I laugh. No way. He just doesn’t like his name! Who even names their dog Chandelier? 

 

B: What is the issue then? Did you try to train him?

A: I may play the fool at times, but I’m a little more than just a pretty blonde girl with an ass that won’t quit.

B: Toushhh. 

 

Ehmm. Okay! 

 

B: Anyways, what I’m saying is that maybe some treats would help? 

A: No. Tried. Still he pisses like he sees no end. I sometimes wonder whether secretly he is a seaman- 

B: sailor 

A: And he just wants to sail away? 

 

Maybe! My coffee is empty. That’s unfortunate. I don’t want to leave this conversation. It is almost as if we are friends. I stand up and go to the counter to return my cups, as I hear:  

 

B: Do you walk him enough?

A: Yes, I walk him quite a lot!….Like 10-15 minutes a day. Who needs more? He is a chihuahua!